1. When mother nature decides to grace you with her presence earlier than expected.
2. When you leave the house, get to school, and realize you forgot to put on deodarant.
3. When you only go to the store to get feminine products and forgot to buy them.
4. Why are bras and underwear so expensive??? I didn't chose the female life, the female life chose me.
5. When you go to buy jeans, but you can't find a pair that fits both your waist and your thighs.
6. When you find a pair of jeans that finally fit you half way decent, but half way through the day you get a saggy butt.
7. When all your friends complain about having too big of boobs and you are sitting here thinking, "man, I can go to class without a bra and nobody notices."
8. When all your friends complain about having too small of boobs and you are thinking about all the shirts you can't wear because a button might burst.
9. When the boy you have been crushing on is in your class, but starts to flirt with the girl right next to you.
10. The fact that it is so expensive to be a women! Razor blades, feminine products, shampoo, conditioner, curling iron, deodarant, body wash, hairspray, makeup, bras, under wear, shoes, straightener, hair dye, hair cut, eye brow waxing, and so so much more.
11. Lastly, when people expect you to shave your legs in the dead of winter after its only been three days. Like, it's cold, i'm wearing pants, you don't see the leg hair, don't judge me.
