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12 Times 'Young Adam Sandler' Hilariously Described Life After College

Why Adam Sandler Is My Spirit Animal.

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12 Times 'Young Adam Sandler' Hilariously Described Life After College
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1. Younger friends are complaining about their projects and essays on social media while you're working 60 hours a week for a company you don't even like.


2. Your parent's are constantly asking you to move back to your hometown and settle down.

3. You have exactly six months of freedom before Sallie Mae hits you up.

4. It's not cool to get high anymore.

5. You realized this year that Pennywise isn't as scary as the number of vacation days you have left.


6. It hits you that all your best friends have moved across the country, and you don't have anyone to get trashed with anymore.

7. As soon as you start saving money, your private loans take it away.

8. You work ten hour days and the commute to work is an hour.

9. Nobody buys you Christmas presents anymore, because you are suppose to be independent.


10. You try to convince yourself that your degree is useful, and the experience was worth the debt.


11. When you get overtime pay, and you can buy actual groceries instead of Ramen.


12. You started using Bumble to meet friends in your new city, and you need to give them a warning

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13. The only thing you have the energy to do on the weekends is bathe, sleep and Netflix.

14. Even though adulthood sucks, you realize that it's time to grow up.

Or not.

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