For those of you who are unaware, some guys are pigs. They will try anything (and I do mean anything) to hookup with you. Sometimes you want to slap them for their insensitivity, and roll your eyes at their stupidity. But through all of this, I've discovered the best way to handle their idiocy is to laugh at them and tell all your friends about it. If you're ever trying to decide if a guy likes you or if he just wants you for sex, it's probably the latter. Guys always let their other head do the thinking, if you know what I mean. Anyway, here are just a handful of the innumerable ways guys try to get in your pants.
1. Offering to walk you home in order to look like a gentlemen when they actually have hooking up as their main incentive.
2. Formals and/or Mountain Weekends...enough said.
3. Telling you they have something cool in their bedroom, like a popcorn maker or a fish tank, in order to lure you to bed.
4. Pitifully pleading to stay with you because they "got locked out of their room."
5. Assuming they can hookup with you simply because they've already hooked up with one of your friends.
6. Texting you incessantly in the hopes of a pity hookup, even though you never actually respond.
7. Following you to your favorite bar and pretending like it's a coincidence just to strike up a conversation.
8. Texting you anytime after 12 a.m., but acting like it's totally casual.
9. Telling you that you look beautiful when you clearly don't.
10. Asking for tutoring or help.
11. Buying you a drink after drink after drink at the bar.
Did we miss your favorite creative (or not- so creative) tactic?
