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11 Ways Bob's Burgers Describes College

"I put my bra on one boob at a time, like everyone else" - Tina Belcher

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11 Ways Bob's Burgers Describes College
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"Bob's Burgers" is a show that follows the life of the Belcher family - Bob, Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise. My friend recently got me hooked onto this show, thanks Cassie, and in just a matter of a few days I have gotten to Season 5. The more I watch this, the more I realize how much this show is exactly like the life of a college student. Between the struggle of balancing school work and a social life, finding love, and being broke - this show hits the nail on the head every time.


1. When the teacher finishes a lecture with 30 minutes to spare, but starts another lecture

I mean, come on. Just let us have these precious 30 minutes. No one will be listening to you anyway. Ears turned off as soon as you opened that second powerpoint.

2. When you have a stressful day

We all get them - the days where you have tests upon tests, or so much work to do, you don't know were to start. Just drink it away. Wine makes everything better. It's been scientifically proven.

3. When you're trying to register for classes before they all fill up

Especially if you're a lower classman trying to sign up for an upper classman course. I tell you, it's a fight to the death. As your major goes on, the class options become shorter and shorter.

4. When a drunk frat boy tries to make a move on you

Just remind them that their girlfriend, or ex-girlfriend, is at the party.

5. When financial aid comes in

This means it's time to party! Until you have to pay for your classes, then it's ramen for the rest of the semester.

6. When you call your parents and someone tries to talk to you

Let's be honest here, we only talk to our parents when we need something. When someone tries to interrupt our begging, we can get a little angry.

7. Someone takes the last parking spot

There's already limited parking and I sure as heck am notpaying for a street spot.

8. When you still have class, but have a lot of laundry to do

The dorm laundry rooms are a joke, but it doesn't get easier as you move into your own apartment. Then you have no excuse to wear trashion.

9. When your roommates don't clean up after themselves

*cough* the sink *cough*

10. When you take too many classes

Five is the perfect amount. Take one less, and you have too much free time. Take one more, and you have no time in the world left.

11. When you get in someone else's car

We are all young adults, but lets face it - we don't drive as well as we should. Seatbelts are a must when you're in someone elses car, maybe even two. Unless you have that one friend that drives like a grandma.


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