Although fun and crazy for a night on the town with friends, clubs offer interesting types of people that pop up every time you go to one. Inevitably, you end up under once of these categories. I know which one I fall under, but what about you? It's time to be honest.
1. The club "mom"
The head of the friend gang and leader of the blind (aka the drunk), this woman makes sure the chickens stay safe, everyone sticks together and no one gets into trouble they don't want to be in. Main responsibility: observe the shenanigans while dancing to maintain appearances.
2. The guy who's too into his own dancing to notice anyone else
He can be anywhere. In the corner, in the middle of the dance floor, maybe even by the bar doing his thing. The circle of people begins to form around him, but that doesn't bother this guy. Oh no, he's fearless. And oblivious.
3. The one who aggressively tries to grind with you. And all your friends.
The enthusiastic man seeking a grind is the most annoying of the bunch. No matter how many times you tell him you're not interested, or that you have a boyfriend (or a girlfriend) his hands aren't connected to his brain and the unwanted attention persists. Eventually turns into the disgruntled angry man when rejection sinks through.
4. The best group of gal pals dirty dancing with each other
Much to #3's annoyance, these girls don't need men to have their fun (and probably don't want them anyway). Girl's night out is clearly in the works, and the crazy swaying of hips sends the night in a good direction.
5. The creeper
Leaning against the wall, or directly behind you, this person just watches you dance like his life depended on recounting every detail of your moves. You contemplate what's worse: him actually coming up, or him just watching you? At least in the first you can tell him to leave you alone.
6. The hottie you're making eye contact with across the room
This guy makes dancing a little more fun. Alas, usually nothing happens with cute "look, now look away" boy, but he sees you dancing with a little glint in his eye and you see him. Sometimes back and forth glances are all you need, just ravish in the tension.
7. The group of people too cool for the club
Sitting around looking out over the peasants with leather jackets and snapbacks. Why are you here? Why aren't you dancing? Do you just like to damage your hearing and be in rooms with increased humidity? These questions I'll never know.
8. The person who's had too much to drink
Sloppy and sitting passed out on a chair or suspicious couch somewhere, their expression says it all. Regret.
9. The obscene couple
This couple doesn't seem to be aware there are other people in the room, much less standing a couple feet away. Leaves people wishing they would've saved something for the bedroom.
10. The DJ who refuses to play your request
Aka the good music.
11. The one who attempts to make small talk
But we all know what your motives are, sir. This guy claims that he just "wants to talk," but clearly he's expecting it to go somewhere else. Clubs aren't the places where boys come to make friends. Don't think we can't see you stepping closer, your arm itching to reach out. Mhm.
