1) When Scott had to go through the horror of defending his lifestyle to Kourtney

What a struggle. Scott, nobody understands your pain. Believe me when I say that your outrage is totally justified.

2) When Kendall asked for about a million dollar loan and Kris served her this zinger, after which Kendall had to sulk out of Kris' 800 square foot Calabasas bedroom.

To which Kendall responded "yes it does, it's paper." Classic.

3) When Kourtney had no plans for the weekend and was forced to hole herself up in her mansion

Oh no Kourtney, whatever will you do with no friends? You'll be forced to choose between swimming in your pool that's bigger than most people in Los Angeles' apartments, going horseback riding, or using your in-home movie theatre again.

4) When Kim could not find the right angle on the way to the LAPD holding tank

Okay, you need to admit, we've definitely all felt this struggle. Don't lie to yourself. The only difference is that most of us would be slightly concerned that our sister was at risk of being thrown in the slammer.

5) When Kim was just so overwhelmed at her own fashion show

Sure, it was a multi-million dollar event, but that just makes the pressure so much more real, you know? Being a Kardashian sister is like, a lot of work guys.

6) When Kim's schedule was just so booked up with important, life-changing tasks

As every girl knows, maintenance is really, super difficult. There's so many things that go into being a girl and looking just so, and Kim knows this better than all of us. Truthfully the time management hero of our time.

7) When Kourtney had to explain the simple truths of life to Scott

RIP the greatest couple in reality TV history

8) When Kris had to wake up at the ungodly hour of 9 in the morning

Ok Kris. Hope you didn't sign up for any 8:30s.

9) When Khloe straight up disrespected Kim by waking her up to say goodbye before her 7 am flight. Obviously, Kim had to serve her this text so Khloe knew what she did was totally unacceptable.

All right, this one was totally justified. Kim needs her beauty sleep!

10) When Kim found out that her idea for a documentary was already taken

And then we can branch out, each make our own app, create a mobile game, rake in more millions, and... oh, wait, forget it.

11) Finally, when Kim lost her $10,000 earring in the ocean

Well again, to be fair, if I dropped something of equal value, say, an entire semester of college into the ocean (just spit-balling here) I'd probably be about as traumatized as Kim is in this clip,