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11 Times Jessica Day Perfectly Described Being Single

"Should I add a 'Woo-Hoo', or is that too bitchy?"

Nancy Leppelmeier
Mar 06, 2017
Oklahoma State
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11 Times Jessica Day Perfectly Described Being Single
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If you're not snuggling or getting ready for a dinner date on the terrace with your boo -- then this article is for you. If you have that special someone in your life right now, this may really be irrelevant. Jessica Day is the epitome of someone we can all relate to when it comes to doing typical single girl things.

1. Getting asked the question of the hour: "How's dating going?"

More importantly, why does everyone always ask?

2. Always being the third, fourth or even fifth wheel.

3. Seeing a cute guy in public

Dammmmmn, Daniel.......

4. Valentines. Day.

Especially when your roommate and her boyfriend come back from their hot date.

5. Seeing everyone post about their relationship problems, but you get to come home and be alone!

Who's dancing in their pj's? Not you guys!

6. Finding other things to occupy your time when your friends are busy with their s/o.

7. You know you are the best at giving advice.

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So do your friends, which is why they always come to you.

8. Your dating profile probably sounds something like this...

May the swipe odds be ever in your favor.

9. When you get a text from a guy, you may go a little overboard...

Now this is where you get your non-single friends involved.

10. When the new guy you met at the bar last week noticed how weird you really are...

Despite these things, you accept being single. It's not your fault -- no one told you Facebook stalking was going too far.

11. Despite these things, you accept being single.

"And that's fine."

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