Now, if you watch the Bachelorette, I know you were shakin' in your boots every time "The Chad" opened his mouth. I think this is the kind of shakin'-in-your-boots, almost-pee-your-pants scared for life kind of thing. There were a few times that Chad said and did some extremely outrageous things, but boom JoJo comes around and...nothing. So, here are a few times you literally had no idea what in the world "The Chad" was doing.
1. When he questioned JoJo giving Evan a rose.
God forbid JoJo talks to anyone else, because according to The Chads inner thoughts, it's just unbelievable that she could like anyone else other than him.
2. When he awkwardly tried to kiss JoJo (and got denied).
Deep down inside, we all got a little joy from this hilarious moment; don't deny it.
3. When he aggressively ate meat for an entire episode.
But honestly, who eats that much in one sitting, and with the creepiest face of all time?
4. When he thought calling JoJo "naggy" was acceptable.
Chad thinks he is hilarious, when in reality.... he is the naggy one. One thing you don't do is call the girl you want to marry a nag, Chad.
5. When he got aggressive.
Wow, wow, Chad. Take a chill pill. You're only proving Evan to be right about the whole bully act.
6. When he ate a sweet potato, raw??
I don't really have a comment for this one, other than, why?
7. Working out with a suitcase, okay?
We totally get it, Chad. You're muscular-- also scary.
8. That awkward moment when even he knows he's not nice.
In this case, choose the nice guy.... not the sociopath!
9. That time Chad threatened someone and you felt personally victimized.
It honestly felt like he was talking to me through the T.V.; please don't come find me.
10. When he tried to compare himself to the sweet, sweet Ben.
Nope, you're just scary.
11. When The Bachelorette left you clueless to whether Chad was going to kill everyone in the house.
Patiently waiting to find out if anyone makes it out alive in the scenario.