Ikea is the lovely Swedish furniture giant that attracts loving couples and turns them into obnoxious, hateful people ready to break up. If you are new to Ikea, you will most likely go there at least once when you first move out. This list is a guide of what actually happens at Ikea, and of what will go through your head while walking through this huge department store.
1. OMG, everything is so cheap!
I don't think I have ever been this happy!
2. Oh... Getting around here will be a glorious fight.
Where did all these people come from?
3. What are all these weird names?
Våga, Kolon, Chanslös, what?
4. I feel like I am trapped in a maze..
Oh wait... I actually am in a maze built with furniture.
5. I need that, and that, and that. I totally forgot I needed that!
(I don't really need it.)
6. I guess I will have to put everything together at some point...
The anxiety of having to work after working hard at Ikea.
7. Everything that I wanted is out of stock.
You end up settling for stuff that is borderline ugly.
8. This checkout line will be the death of me…
(At least you know you can buy sweets after you checked out.)
9. $1 hot dogs?!
Hit me with 20!
10. $1000 for all of this cheap stuff?!
A pile of cheap turns out to be a pile of expensive.
11. Finally home. Just to realize that you are missing vital parts to put together your furniture.
Who knew you had to buy tools?