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11 Things That Happen When You're Friends With A Lot Of Guys

Because girls suck sometimes.

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11 Things That Happen When You're Friends With A Lot Of Guys
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    1. You hardly ever have to worry about how you look.

    If you're going to one of their houses, guaranteed they're lounging around in sweatpants and a T-shirt that probably don't even match. Keep the jeans and heels in your closet. No need to dress up today.

      2. You get used to being called "dude," "bro" and "man."

      Guys have a thing with knowing each other by last name too. Unless you have a cool last name, expect to be referred to as one of these names.

        3. You never talk about feelings.

        You know those movie nights you have with your girlfriends where you just sit around a table of assorted sweets and junk and cry while watching The Notebook and discussing boy problems? Those don't happen with the guys. It's nice to not care at all sometimes.

            4. When feelings do become involved, it can go one of two ways.

            The group can become SUPER awkward, or you start dating one of your BFFs. Hopefully the latter. It is inevitable that either you will fall for one of them or they will fall for you.

                5. You let loose and have no filter.

                Guys are gross. They talk about gross stuff and do gross stuff. They burp and fart freely, so why can’t you?


                  6. Other girls think you're sleazy.

                  Girls are judgmental, everyone knows that. Girls see a girl walking down the street with a group of five guys and she's automatically a hoe. No, she doesn't feel like dealing with someone like you.

                    7. You can eat as much as you want.

                    Why, you ask? They're boys. They will finish their own plates, your leftovers and eat two more plates worth.

                      8. Even if they don’t show it, they are protective over you.

                      It’s like you have your own squad of big brothers. If you ever get in trouble, you can count on them to help — or punch someone in the face for you.

                      9. Guys are straightforward.

                      There is no such thing as reading between the lines. There is no hidden meaning to anything they say. "I'm tired" does not mean he is depressed, the man just wants his bed.

                        10. All your talk consists of sports, video games, and females.

                        Your crush, new clothes and extreme love for Beyoncé (unless you want to talk about how hot she is) is irrelevant during your time with the guys.

                          11. You will forever be picked on for being a girl.

                          It's the price you pay for choosing the guys over your gals. You're not as strong, athletic, smart, cool, or awesome as them — because you're a girl.

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