There are some situations that all college kids find themselves in at one point or another.
1. "Are you alive? It's 2 p.m."
Alive, yes. Awake, probably not.
2. "Wanna go get food?"
The answer is always yes. Always.
3. "Did you start that assignment yet?"
The true sign of solidarity.
4. "What time do you want to meet for the group project?"
The answer is never. Never ever.
5. "Are you still in the bathroom?"
If I come out, that means I have to do actual work.
6. "Will there be food?"
This is another major factor on if I will be going somewhere.
7. "Will there be free stuff?"
The other factor of if I will be going.
8. "I forgot to let your dog out."
Well, now I know I'm going to be cleaning up a mess when I get home.
9. "Will you bring me food?"
This could be on your way home from class or from the kitchen when they're sitting in the living room.
10. "Did you eat my *insert delicious food here*?"
Probably, but I'm going to say no and let you blame our roommate that we don't like as much.
11. "Are you going to class today?"
From those mornings when you just don't want to go anywhere.