Glasses are a necessity for those of us who don't have 20/20 vision. Our eyeballs just decided not to work correctly and we have to suffer because of that. What did we do to deserve this????
1. Needing to clean off your glasses 24/7
How are they always smudgy??????
2. Forget it if you're not wearing the right fabric, a.k.a wool (the enemy of glasses wearers).
It'll only make it worse and worse, I swear.
3. People ~always~ asking to try your glasses on.
Ugh, why, why, why, why?
4. And then when they do, they always say, "Whoa, you're blind!"
Oh, really? I am? Mmkay.
5. Taking your glasses off and then asking, "How many fingers am I holding up?"
I can see your fingers, they're just blurry, jeez!
6. The struggle that is trying to lie down with glasses on without breaking them.
Want to watch TV on your side? Nah. "Why don't you just take your glasses off?" Well, then I can't see! Hence, the struggle.
7. 3-D movies, ugh no.
That means I gotta wear two pairs of glasses for this movie that I would have been perfectly fine watching in 2-D.
8. The fog that occurs whenever there is a big change in temperature.
For example, getting into a car that is at least 100 degrees hotter inside, ultimate fogginess!
9. People telling you to just wear contacts, BUT YOU DON'T WANNA.
How is it okay to stick your finger in your eye?
10. Being called a nerd 24/7 ~just~ because you wear glasses.
Wow, that's not a stereotype at all!
11. RAIN.
Curse those droplets that fall from the sky, you ruin my life. Someone needs to invent mini windshield wipers for glasses.
