Some struggles we go through as women are a pain in our necks, but sometimes you just have to look at the comical side of things.
1. The raccoon eyes you get after taking a shower and forgetting to remove your mascara.
And even when you don't forget and spend 20 minutes taking it off, you'll somehow still end up with black eyes.
2. The fluctuation in weight around your period so you really never know how truly fat you are.
142 lbs on Monday.... 130lbs on Wednesday... 158lbs on Friday...
3. Those long hairs that get stuck in your butt after a shower.
Let's be honest, there are way too many hassles that come with trying to be clean.
4. Every time you hit the snooze button you're not only sleeping longer but also sacrificing something about your appearance.
*6am alarm goes off*
6:15 - "Guess I'm wearing my hair up today"
6:30 - "There goes any chance of makeup"
6:45 - "And now I'm wearing sweats"
7:00 - *looks at self in mirror* "What the hell did I do."
And then you end up leaving the house something like this....
5. Literally always, always having to smell good.
I mean I don't buy $75 perfume for nothing. But also because you NEVER know who you're going to run into.
6. When your bra breaks 10 minutes after leaving the house so that dreaded wire pokes you for the next 8 hours.
Actually, even wearing a bra that isn't broken is terrible.
7. Wind vs. cute summer dress.
We all know who is going to win and it sure isn't you. God had our backs when he created rompers.
8. Messing up your manicure the second you get home from the salon.
Like.... COME ONNNNN.
9. Cat calls and eye raping.
You are wrong in more ways than one, sir.
10. The foundation line on your chin when you forget to blend.
This one gets especially worse when you don't notice until about halfway through your day when you're in a public restroom. *Internal panic*
11. Pants with fake pockets.
Come on now, this is the 21st century, let's get it together people. I NEED pockets to survive. *Majorly dramatic eyeroll*
