- You say you hang out with boys because girls are “too much drama”
2. You make fun of people for drinking “chick drinks”
A margarita? Uh sorry do you have any ~real~ alcohol? Like a PBR or something?
3. You assure possible love interests that you’re not “one of those girls”
You know, one of those dumb girls with emotions who wants to be treated with respect! Haha! I’d never ask for that!!
4. You make fun of other girls for “trying too hard” to look attractive, never letting on that you try pretty hard yourself
Lol look at those dumb girls who are affected by our ridiculous beauty standards, I’m way too chill for that *applies tasteful brown mascara*
5. In a similar vein, you make fun of girls who “don’t eat”
Psh diets! I’ve never felt any pressure to be thin! I love cheeseburgers! Jennifer lawrence is my spirit animal!!
6. The highest compliment anyone could ever give you is “you’re not like other girls”
Good I’ve spent every moment of my life making sure of it
7. You laugh at sexist jokes because you don’t want to be a “killjoy”
Oh haha, yeah I'll go make you a sandwich, good one Jeremy!!
8. You find yourself saying things like “I’m sorry, I was overreacting” frequently
You’re right, I should never have admitted something hurt my feelings. Don't worry about me because im LOW MAINTENANCE
9. You do not identify as a feminist
C'mon guys, I don't hate men!!!
10. You take a lot of pride in qualifying as “one of the boys” and will do anything to keep that status
I like video games and watching sports and am therefore superior to all female identifying people who don't!!!
11. You read this, got offended, and thought something along the lines of “sorry I'm not some dumb girly girl”
You dont need to be ashamed of identifying as a girl!!! Please don't let society tell you otherwise!!!
