I am not an angry person. That's kind of a lie. I'm a 100 to zero really quick person. I'll be raging mad really quick, then get over it in approximately 10 minutes. There are, however, things I will not tolerate being said within my presence. These things we all learn real fast. The anger may dissipate, but the memory of a person's shit opinion cannot fade fast enough.
Rule number 1: Whether you agree or not, I will not agree to disagree about the value of "White Chicks" as an amazing comedy.
Maybe the greatest comedy of all time!
Never did I think I'd hear otherwise, and I felt like there was fire in my eyes when someone said it wasn't funny.
...Say what?
1. Do you or do you not jam the hell out to "A Thousand MIles?"
You're fooling no one. It became the epitome of hilarity when Latrell knew all of the lyrics and choreographed dance moves to it.
2. The movie was forward-thinking for giving the world a taste of the standards for being an “attractive woman” while watching Marcus get his pants shoved up his butt crack because no woman in the right mind would go above a certain size.
What is the right underwear to squeeze my ass into jeans three sizes too small by the way because I'd really like to know.
3. Which, speaking of, Lisa the skinniest bitch in the damn movie embracing loud and proud what all of us feel in the dressing room.
“You need professional help. I’m going to get you professional help. Dr. Phil? Oprah?”
4. If you don’t like a good poop joke, then you are not my kind of person.
Not much compares to how Marcus yells, “Move bitch!” in a rush to relieve himself after eating quiche. The noises and corresponding reactions from the ladies that ensues is golden.
5. We see Marcus’ love for food again when he is forced to eat dinner with Latrell for charity.
I can’t even count on my hands the number of times I have said, “Perhaps not” in response to anything that sounds too healthy to be eating on an outing.
6. Now I know there is not a soul in this world who does not relive the “Yo mama” scene every once in a while.
“Your mom is so stupid she exercises when she could just get liposuction or something.” -Dead-
7. Kevin breaking character to tackle the guy who steals his purse.
Still managing to make it as feminine as possible to cover the fact that he was leaping over shit in heels and rolling on the hoods of cars.
8. Not to mention how much the guys really began understanding and appreciating the lives of girls when they aren't around to see what we do.
9. OK, maybe not. Still they definitely got a taste of how difficult it is for us women.
With a lot of emphasis on those guys that just won't go away no matter how many times you say "no." In fact, they even tend to linger throwing shade all over your good ass day.
10. It was also great to hear about sex from the male perspective.
Like I know I'm supposed to be talking about the comical scenes, but I know a lot of women who really feel their sex life has improved after seeing the sleepover scene.
11. Though I really could go do this for the rest of my life, I have to wrap it up with the way they ended the romance between Latrell and Marcus.
So yes, it does not have the best ratings online. Still, I dare you to flip through the channels on your TV and not run into it every other hour. I will forever be a loyal viewer and quote this movie to all who do or do not appreciate my slight obsession.
For those who don't appreciate:
