11 Quotes From The Office To Live By
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11 Quotes From The Office To Live By

From the 2005 comedy show, The Office.

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11 Quotes From The Office To Live By
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For those who are lovers of the best show ever, "The Office" will understand the full meaning of these quotes. For those who aren't familiar, don't worry. This American comedy show contains so much dialogue of best life lessons, best love stories, funniest moments, and all us as viewers can appreciate and learn from. For those who have binge watched every Netflix show possible, put this nine season show on your list. Here are eleven of the many great quotes from "The Office" to appreciate.

1. "Not enough for me? You are everything." - Jim.

You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the milk to my cereal, the Pam to my Jim. This TV show couple is the ultimate relationship goals since 2005. Everyone deserves a love like Pam and Jim.

2. "I have to say, I like hanging out with a vengeful b*tch." - Dwight.

It's okay to let your more devious side every once in awhile.

3. "If my parents see this, I am toast." -Creed.

As said by every person ever.

4. "You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded." - Michael.

5. "[Muffled] That's what she said." - Michael.

6. "So, life gives you lemons, you just gotta eat them. Rinds and all! And if you don't want to eat them, your ex-girlfriend will shove them down your throat with the help of her hunky new boyfriend. So that's fun." - Andy.

7. "There's too many people on this Earth. We need a new plague." -Dwight.

I'm positive everyone can relate to this on a daily basis. When you're stuck in a crowded elevator, or when there is no room on the bus for you to sit you wish the world's population would depreciate.

8. “A real man swallows his vomit when a lady is present.” - Dwight.

9. “Women are like wolves. If you want one, you must trap it. Snare it. Tame it. Feed it.” - Dwight.

10. "[over Jim's laptop in the conference room] New York is so exciting. I love my classes, it's awesome. Can you give me back to Jim now please?" - Pam

11. "It's a pimple, Phyllis. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she still rocks harder than anyone else." - Michael


I hope some of these lines from "The Office" made you smile.

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