Hey, my name’s Marisa and welcome to Ew!: the article where I talk about all of the things about college that are ew!
Like, c'mon, you know that, sometimes, you just want to be like, "ew!" whenever your teacher gives you an assignment.
So, without further ado, here are all the ew things about college, as told by Jimmy Fallon.
1. All of the teachers are on the same four-week schedule, so, when week four rolls around, you can expect a lot of tests.
2. Sometimes, teachers will cancel classes without sending out emails.
3. You have no idea how to cook, but you better figure it out if you want to survive.
Or, you can be like me and get a bunch of frozen meals from Wal-Mart. Yum.
4. There are no such thing as “excuses” in college.
You just keep swimming or you will drown.
5. Sometimes, you will have to schedule 8 a.m. classes.
6. You will always have a teacher who loves application questions.
“I don’t want you to memorize the information. I want you to know it and be able to apply it.”
I know that they’re just trying to teach us, or something, but that still doesn’t make it fun.
7. You have to suffer through classes that have absolutely nothing to do with your major.
Me: I want to be a therapist. College: That’s awesome. Now, go ahead and dissect this cow brain.
8. Your family never really understands how hard college actually is.
I’d like to see them do it!
Anatomy tests, anyone? Didn’t think so.
9. What is money exactly?
10. Dorms don't allow pets.
11. But... it may just be the best time of your life.
Of course, there are so many wonderful things about college, but that wouldn't be as much fun to talk about. College has its ups and downs, but, in the end, it's worth it.
So, that's it for this week's episode of Ew! See you next time.
