This Thanksgiving, take your celebratory meal preparation to the next level with these 11 mouth watering recipes!
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1. Beans
I don't even like green beans and I'll eat two platefuls -WILLINGLY; this stuff is to die for.
2. Greens
I don't understand why anyone would want to eat greens. I guess if you look at the mossy grass of a forest and go, "mmm, man that makes me hungry," then it makes sense. Regardless, this recipe smells good, is really healthy, and looks pretty. Beautiful table decoration or yummy palette cleanser? You decide!
3. Potatoes
I never realized how many different ways you could make potatoes look until I searched "mashed potatoes" on Google. MIND-BLOWN.
4. Tomatoes
This is like getting Rick'Roll'd except a little bit better because that picture of Tom Brady is actually a link to some AMAZING soup recipes. 17 soup recipes to be exact, not just tomato...YOU NAME IT!
5. Lamb
Lamb is, in fact, one of my favorite meats. I'm sure an English family ate some lamb on Thanksgiving day and didn't even know it. That's a logical reason right? Anyway, spice it up this thanksgiving?
6. Rams
This is just a male sheep. Females are ewe's. Young sheep are lamb. Mutton is different from lamb because it's from an older sheep. THE MORE YOU KNOW FAM.
7. Hogs
Theoretically, a hog is not the same thing as a pig. You use them for different types of the same meat and thus raise, breed, and harvest them differently. BUT, for the sake of all things good and worth giving thanks for, HOG = PIG = HAM. The greatest math equation of the 21st Century.
8. Dogs
If it's good enough for President Barak Obama, it is good enough for my broke college-student Thanksgiving meal budget. Plus, you've got to have something to snack on between meals, right? Hot dogs it is!
9. Chicken
If you eat chicken on Thanksgiving, you are a disgusting person and you need hel. But I would love it if you would share this article with your friends, so let's just forget I said that and remember that life is about and supporting each other.
10. Turkey
Not all turkeys are cooked equal, so here's a generous recipe guide from Food Network to help you impress your family this year! Go stuff and dress that bad boy to the max!
11. Rabbit
To make your Thanksgiving Day rabbit the best, I recommend domesticating a wild rabbit, naming it after yourself, raising it as your own child, helping it find the spouse of it's dreams, and guiding them through the process of raising a well-educated rabbit family. No seasoning required; just love.
12. You Name It.
What are you cooking for Thanksgiving!? What did I miss? Let me know!
