11 Donald Trump Quotes That Will Make You Question Life
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11 Donald Trump Quotes That Will Make You Question Life

And yes, they're all real.

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11 Donald Trump Quotes That Will Make You Question Life
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Since announcing his candidacy for the 2016 U.S Presidential race, business tycoon Donald Trump has been a constant source of controversy (or entertainment, depending on how you look at it). Whether it’s at a debate, interview, or over Twitter, Trump isn’t afraid to share his opinion…on everything. While there's a large collection of ridiculous comments to choose from over the years, here are some of his most outrageous ones:

1. “I will build a great, great wall on our southern border and I will make Mexico pay for that wall.” Ah, yes, because this will solve all of the world's problems, including racism and immigration issues.


2. “There’s nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.” OK.

3. “All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me—consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.” Because who could possibly resist that sexy toupee??


4. “Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.” Obvs, Trump is Team Edward.

5. “To have a country we have to have assimilation. I’m not the first one to say this…This is a country where we speak English, not Spanish.” #nocomment

6. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media writes as long as you’ve got a young, beautiful piece of ass.” Duh, because women have nothing to offer besides their looks and sexual appeal.

7. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her." Not creepy and incestuous at all.

8. “My fingers are long and beautiful, like, as it has been well documented, various other parts of my body.” Trying to get that image out of my head, asap.

9. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York—we need global warming!” Hey, he's just trying to look on the bright side. It's not like global warming means it's the end of the world or anything.

10. “She has blood coming out of her whatever.” Trump's attempt at a comeback following the first Republican debate with Megyn Kelly, Fox News anchor.

11. “I’m the most successful person to ever run for the presidency, by far.” Ah, what a time to be alive. Seriously questioning life, and possibly moving out of the country if Trump ends up winning this year's election. In the meantime, starting a petition to ban Trump from Twitter--who's with me?

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