Do you ever see a hottie and lose all concept of a coherent thought? Want to up your game this Friday night? Don’t worry - we got you. Take these school-spirited pick-up lines out for a run.*
1. I want to climb you like Libe Slope.
2. Is your body from the Dairy Bar? Because it’s so sweet I just want to spoon it.
3. If you were a TCAT, I’d ride you till 3 a.m. (Alternatively: Save a TCAT, ride a Cornellian.)
4. I may have failed 2070, but I’d give our chemistry an A.
5. Girl, I’m gonna get you as slippery as the sidewalks in the winter.
6. Are you a prelim? Because I wanna do you for two and a half hours.
7. I can take you high above Cayuga’s waters.
8. Did you know there are actually 162 things to do before you graduate? They just forgot to include you.
9. I hope you’re as long as the lines at Terrace.
10. Do you live in Risley? I’d have a naked party with you any day.
11. Is your name Ithaca? Because damn, you’re gorges. (I had to.)
So when you see that cutie across the room, don’t worry about what to say- just drop one of these lines. You’ll thank us on your wedding day.
*Results may vary.
