Are you sad that school is back in session? Are you feeling the winter blues? Are you suffering from a post-holiday slump? Don't worry! These jokes have been proven to make your day better.
#1: You know, when you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
#2: What do you call someone who is obsessed with the moon? A lunatic.
#3: What do cats read a lot of? Catalogues.
#4: Eating clocks is really time-consuming.
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#5: My math teacher called me average. How mean.
#6: Why did Egyptians shave their heads regularly? To be more pharodynamic.
#7: Which is the soapiest city in Australia? Sud-ney.
#8: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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#9: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
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#10: Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
#11: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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I hope that these jokes brightened your day!
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