11 Childish Gambino Lyrics That Slayed So Hard They Could Go On Your Tombstone

11 Childish Gambino Lyrics That Slayed So Hard They Could Go On Your Tombstone

You could put that shit on your tombstone.

Donald Glover is daddy. If he is ever single and looking for a suburban white girl with a great sense of music, I'd slide into the DMs. I remember the first time I ever listened to Childish Gambino; it was "Sober." As I sat, three sheets to the wind in a frat house, I had a religious experience. Is this how people feel when they hear the voice of God? All my bros know this is how I react whenever I listen to Childish Gambino

His poeticism is cunning, his lyrics are witty, and how could resist his beautiful face (#LightSkinBoys). Honestly, you could quote any quote for any situation: whether that be a first date, job interview, epitaph, jury duty. They are so applicable to life.

His lyrics give me so much life, that they actually kill me. Here are the ones that resurrected me:

1. Bonfire (Camp)

My dick is like an accent mark, it's all about the over Es

Hot like a parked car

I sound weird like 'N****' with a hard R

2. Firefly (Camp)

Girls like, "We love you, we go to LSU

You gotta do a show so we can come and molest you"

LSU be like...

3. Freaks and Geeks (Camp)

The beat is witches brew, but beware that shit is potent

E.E Cummin' on her face, now that's poetry

Yeah, Gambino make it work, I'm the boss move somethin'

4. Heartbeat (Camp)

I miss the sex when you kiss whenever you through

Sixty-nine is the only dinner for two

I was wrong, but would you have listened to you?

I got a heart, but the artichoke is the only thing girls want when you in that smoke

5. Les (Camp)

We could pretend if you want to, like,

We in love and started datin' at your art school

cause either way we both lyin' more than half to the time

That beat got me like...

6. Zombies (Awaken, My Love!)

All I see is zombies

walking all around us

you can hear them

you can hear them breathing

Breathing down your spine

7. World Star (Because the Internet)

My girl ain't bad

she more like evil

When I'm lookin' in the mirror, how fly's this negro?

Someone call 911 because this fire is out of control.

8. Crawl (Because the Internet)

And I still put it down like the family dog

Yeah I murder some, I murder one

Explain it all, Ferguson

We ain't gotta sing the same old love song

Cut a white girl with that same black glove

I wonder who this is about...

9. Sweatpants (Because the Internet)

I got more tail than PetCo

You faker than some Sweet 'N' Low

Yeah, you got some silverware

But really are you eating though?

10. Flight of the navigator( Because the Internet)

I had a dream... I had a dress I was laying over all of us.

There were so many pretty people, so many pretty faces.

I talked to some birds, I fell in love again, and none of this ever ended.

Everything just kept going, and going, and going.

And even when you laughed, you cried. And when you were sad, you were really happy.

Cause you were her. And I got to meet every star, every planet, everything that made me.

And we all kissed and became the same.

We became the same. We became the same.

When you realize Donald is truly a poet.

11. 3005 (Because the Internet)

I used to care what people thought, but now I care more

I mean, nobody out here's got it figured out

So therefore, I've lost all hope of a happy ending.

How could you not love him?

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A Playlist From The iPod Of A Middle Schooler In 2007

I will always love you, Akon.

Something happened today that I never thought in a million years would happen. I opened up a drawer at my parents' house and I found my pink, 4th generation iPod Nano. I had not seen this thing since I graduated from the 8th grade, and the headphones have not left my ears since I pulled it out of that drawer. It's funny to me how music can take you back. You listen to a song and suddenly you're wearing a pair of gauchos, sitting on the bleachers in a gym somewhere, avoiding boys at all cost at your seventh grade dance. So if you were around in 2007 and feel like reminiscing, here is a playlist straight from the iPod of a middle schooler in 2007.

1. "Bad Day" — Daniel Powter

2. "Hips Don't Lie" — Shakira ft. Wyclef Jean

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3. "Unwritten" — Natasha Bedingfield

4. "Run It!" — Chris Brown

5. "Girlfriend" — Avril Lavigne

6. "Move Along" — All-American Rejects

7. "Fergalicious" — Fergie

8. "Every Time We Touch" — Cascada

9. "Ms. New Booty" — Bubba Sparxxx

10. "Chain Hang Low" — Jibbs

11. "Smack That" — Akon ft. Eminem

12. "Waiting on the World to Change" — John Mayer

13. "Stupid Girls" — Pink

14. "Irreplaceable" — Beyonce

15. "Umbrella" — Rihanna ft. Jay-Z

16. "Don't Matter" — Akon

17. "Party Like A Rockstar" — Shop Boyz

18. "This Is Why I'm Hot" — Mims

19. "Beautiful Girls" — Sean Kingston

20. "Bartender" — T-Pain

21. "Pop, Lock and Drop It" — Huey

22. "Wait For You" — Elliot Yamin

23. "Lips Of An Angel" — Hinder

24. "Face Down" — Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

25. "Chasing Cars" — Snow Patrol

26. "No One" — Alicia Keys

27. "Cyclone" — Baby Bash ft. T-Pain

28. "Crank That" — Soulja Boy

29. "Kiss Kiss" — Chris Brown

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30. "Lip Gloss" — Lil' Mama

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Warcraft 3: Reforged - A legend returns

One of the top 100 games of the century makes a comeback in an epic way.


17 years ago, the legion invaded the realm of Azeroth, forcing the different races of Humans, Orcs, Night elves, and Undead to make the most unlikely of alliances. There were those who fought for the light while the others wished to banish it. Night and day, the furnaces of Lordaeron burnt bright as the loyal dwarves of Khaz Modan hammer away the swords and shields that would aid the fight ahead.

17 years ago, the young orc warchief Thrall foresaw the fate of his people as meteors of green flames crash upon his lands. He saw the upcoming demise of his clanand ordered a mass evacuation towards a new continent where they shall be safe for generations to come. 17 years ago, the night elves felt a corruption within the Tree of Life, causing them to split into opposing factions: one fought in the name of the Goddess, while the other fought in the name of personal hatred. 17 years ago, a legion of undead came upon the shores of Lordaeron, plaguing the land and defiling the life force of the realm. That was the story of Warcraft, one that spanned continents and races only to join them together for a crucial battle of their history.

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Warcraft was a monument to an entire gaming generation, ranked 2nd best game of all time by German games magazine "GameStar." Its fate, however, was ultimately sealed as computing technology became better and overshadowed the old giant. Plus, with the rise of gaming consoles and handheld gaming devices, PC gaming lost its appeal slowly, and games like Starcraft or Warcraft eventually faded into oblivion.

But over on the horizon, Blizzard Entertainment came to the rescue. Following the success of their previous release of Starcraft: Remastered, they decided to come forth with their next great project: remastering Warcraft 3.

Using a new and revamped engine built over the foundations of the old one, they have rebuilt the world we once loved. Adding to that are new, high definition voices and sound effects that they recorded just for this old game. For the blurry characters of old, the team decided to upscale and remodel all present units to give them the 2019 high-def treatment they deserved. For the old user interface (UI), the development team settled on one that resembled the "Starcraft: Remastered" interface, offering more room for players to look at the gorgeous 4K character models. Also, to fit the new continuity from World of Warcraft, Blizzard opted to alter the story by a small margin, showing promising changes to the revived game.

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However, not everyone was hyped when the game was announced. Many gamers expressed disappointment at Blizzard's move of remastering old games instead of developing new ones. Many, feeling uncomfortable at the company's decision, took to the internet and into forums. Some fans expressed concerns over Blizzard's decision to retcon a game they hold dear Some are unhappy with the graphics not being consistent with characters: unit models look too detailed while buildings look cartoonish.

Despite all this, the general population loved the announcement at Blizzcon. As the game slowly reaches its release date of December 31, 2019, the hype can only go up from here. For those of us who can't hold their excitement, here's a video of the crowd's insane reaction to the announcement:

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