Anytime I am feeling the urge to watch a movie, Bridesmaids is always my first choice. Regardless of how many times I have seen it, it never fails to crack me up. It's not only hilarious, but the quotes in the movie can be strategically used in every day life. Personally, I have to refrain from dropping a Bridesmaids quote around certain people because I know they won't understand what I'm talking about. Although it's just a funny movie, many of the lines can be relevant to college students.
1. Help me, I'm poor.
Well, this quote says it all. As the semester goes on and our bank accounts begin to dwindle, this is a common statement to make when friends are asking to hang out or textbooks cost an organ to purchase. I've tried saying this at Starbucks before, it didn't work.
2. Physically I don't bloat, it's a gift.
I've dropped this one a few times when I get home after a long day of class. My roommates watch me shovel food down like I haven't eaten in months and I let them judge me.
3. Hitting rock bottom is a good thing because there's nowhere to go but up.
This is some prime advice for someone on the struggle bus. I even say it to myself when I feel like my life is going downhill at a rapid pace.
4. You dooooo?
The best way to react when someone is bragging and you feel like teasing them.
5. I don't associate with people who blame the world for their problems because you are your problem, and you are also your solution.
Behind all of the humor, there are some really deep quotes that hit close to home. We all need to channel our inner Megan sometimes.
6. I feel like her life is going off and getting perfect and mine's just like...
I know I can't be the only one who has felt like this at some point or other in college. There are always those people who seem like they have it together, but let's be real, 90% of us are hot messes.
7. I'll be on your side forever more, that's what friends are for!
My friends are tired of hearing me sing this, because it comes out whenever they're having a bad day. I've already made numerous promises to sing this at their weddings.
8. You can't get anywhere in three seconds...you're setting me up for a loss already.
Because seriously, three seconds...or fifteen minutes.. is never enough time when you're sleep and coffee deprived and you're running late for class.
9. What is happening?
Two words...math class.
10. I'm ready to party!
When you finish your homework and you can finally watch Netflix.
11. You're more beautiful than Cinderella, you smell like pine needles and your face is like sunshine!
In my opinion, this is the best compliment you can give to anyone. Try it on your friends sometime, they will surely appreciate it.
To sum it all up, Bridesmaids quotes are so relatable to college students and after a long day, we all need a little humor to keep us going.
