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100 Thoughts You Have At The Club

Beyonce is playing... I'm ready to party.

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100 Thoughts You Have At The Club
  1. I’m ready
  2. Tonight will be the night, I’m going to dance the night away
  3. Ok if there’s a line that means it’ll be really crowded and fun inside
  4. Right?
  5. Well there’s someone puking
  6. Seriously?
  7. It’s 10 pm, look at your life choices
  8. Why would someone be rude to the bouncer
  9. They are what’s keeping you from getting inside
  10. Ugh I’m bored
  11. Why are there people cutting me
  12. Does it look like I’m okay with this?
  13. The guy at the front of the line just conveniently has 35 friends.
  14. Seriously the next person that cuts me is going to get punched.
  15. Or I’ll loudly proclaim how annoyed I am that someone’s cutting me and actually do nothing.
  16. Probably that one.
  17. I’m basically at the front.
  18. I promise that’s me in my ID.
  19. So many people.
  20. Oh god it smells like BO and bad life decisions.
  21. But Beyoncé is playing.
  22. I'M READY TO PARTY.
  23. Wow, this DJ is incredible.
  24. PSA to every guy here, me dancing does not mean I want to dance with you.
  25. I want to dance with my friends.
  26. You inching closer to me is obvious and creepy.
  27. If I dance to the other side of the circle you should definitely walk away.
  28. Not towards me you buffoon.
  29. No I don’t want to dance with you.
  30. Hence why I moved across the circle.
  31. No I don’t owe you a dance.
  32. I owe you nothing.
  33. Leave me alone and let me dance to T-Swift in peace.
  34. Oh, thank god he’s gone.
  35. Why are there only ever creepy guys in clubs.
  36. Oh wait.
  37. Hold up.
  38. That guys hot.
  39. Are we making eye contact?
  40. The strobe lights are making it hard to tell.
  41. I’m gonna go with yes.
  42. I’m such a good dancer.
  43. I hope he notices.
  44. Wow I’m sweating.
  45. I must be burning like a million calories.
  46. Definitely the dinner I ate and my drink.
  47. I’m going to get another drink.
  48. Why is the bar so crowded?
  49. Gross.
  50. Do really hot guys ever actually buy you drinks or is that just a myth?
  51. Why are drinks so expensive?
  52. $10 for a vodka cranberry? No thanks.
  53. Yes I’ll just have some tap water.
  54. That’s free.
  55. Sweet.
  56. Nailed it.
  57. Back to the dance floor I go.
  58. How is it possible that there are more people here.
  59. The flashing lights in time with the bass is giving me a headache.
  60. Also I can’t see anything because of these stupid flashing lights.
  61. I’m just looking for my friends.
  62. Oh, thank god I found them.
  63. THIS IS MY JAM.
  64. You know what needs to happen right now?
  65. The sprinkler.
  66. Yup.
  67. It’s happening.
  68. I’m going for it.
  69. I’m having the most fun.
  70. Ow.
  71. That was my toe.
  72. Ow!
  73. That was my toe AGAIN.
  74. Well that person is on drugs most definitely.
  75. Oh, those people are making out.
  76. Oh god.
  77. I have to pee.
  78. I just have to shove through this mass of people real quick.
  79. Of course the women’s line is a million miles long.
  80. So many mirror selfies are happening right now.
  81. Wow, her shoes are fantastic.
  82. I'mma tell her that.
  83. Did we just become best friends?
  84. Probably.
  85. Ugh the floor is sticky, how is that possible?
  86. That girl is maybe puking but her friends seem to be taking her home.
  87. Good.
  88. Now where are my friends?
  89. Re-push through the mass of people.
  90. I’m so sweaty.
  91. Do you think the BO smell will rub off on me?
  92. I hope not.
  93. Oh thank god I found them.
  94. My feet hurt.
  95. How do I say I want to leave without being a party pooper?
  96. I’m just going to yawn.
  97. Someone else is yawning – same page!
  98. Yes. We’re going home.
  99. Bye club, see ya never.
  100. Except, probably see you next weekend.
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