1. Delete my Netflix account.
2. Stand in line at the DMV.
3. Reorganize a Forever 21 clothing rack.
4. Write out every definition in the dictionary.
5. Shave my legs with a chainsaw.
6. Get braces again.
7. Clean a frat house bathroom.
8. Be a participant on Married at First Sight.
9. Have hiccups for the rest of my life.
10. Write a 100-page paper and then watch my computer crash.
11. Do the cinnamon challenge.
12. Put on mascara while riding a roller coaster.
13. Always have wet nails.
14. Get my wisdom teeth taken out the day before Thanksgiving.
15. Let Nickelback perform at my wedding reception.
16. Have an extremely long, wordy wedding ceremony and let Ozzy Osbourne officiate it.
17. Eat an onion like an apple.
18. Eat sushi sold out of the trunk of someone’s car.
19. Use a pogo stick as my only method of transportation.
20. Star opposite Nicholas Cage in the next installment of the National Treasure series.
21. Have a permanent charley horse in my leg.
22. Invest in Blockbuster stock.
23. #Only #Talk #Through #Hashtags.
24. Step on a lego.
25. Have class until 9 PM every Friday.
26. Chew a stranger’s already-been-chewed gum.
27. Get kicked off of my family’s cell phone plan.
28. Inherit our national debt.
29. Like my ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s Instagram photo from 2012.
30. Stare at the sun.
31. Drink a gallon of expired milk.
32. Let Edward Scissorshands give me a massage.
33. Go on a cross-country road trip during a snowstorm.
34. Get banned from every Chipotle in the United States.
35. Throw my MacBook Pro down a flight of stairs.
36. Then proceed to trip down said flight of stairs.
37. Use vinegar as eye drops.
38. Spend a night in the lion enclosure at the zoo.
39. Have a political debate with Bernie Sanders and Bill O’Reilly.
40. Rent my car out to Uber.
41. Only have Barney and the Teletubbies as TV show options.
42. Read Fifty Shades of Grey to my grandparents.
43. Attend a One Direction concert with 15 pre-teen girls.
44. Use sandpaper instead of toilet paper.
45. Take life advice from Charlie Sheen.
46. Wear the same, unwashed pair of socks for an entire year.
47. Have no eyebrows.
48. Eat gluten free… for fun.
49. Have Friday by Rebecca Black stuck in my head for the rest of eternity.
50. Say “like” as often as every member of the Kardashian family.
51. Take every single past SAT and ACT test in existence… for fun.
52. Use a flip phone for the rest of my life.
53. Never be able to scratch another itch.
54. Apply sunscreen to a stranger’s back.
55. Sit through college orientation once a week.
56. Live in a world devoid of coffee.
57. Get stuck in an elevator full of people.
58. Always have blisters on my feet.
59. Bathe in a mixture of mustard, sour cream, and mayonnaise.
60. Pay for everything with change.
61. Watch grass grow.
62. Never be able to wear leggings or sweatpants ever again.
63. Have no eyebrows.
64. Have pinkies for thumbs.
65. Go to the dentist every day for a month.
66. Live somewhere that smells like raw tuna.
67. Eat sushi with only one chopstick.
68. Have the voices of Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton narrate my dreams.
69. Lick a gas station toilet.
70. Send all possible employers a compilation of my most embarrassing Snapchats.
71. Shave my head.
72. Chew the same piece of gum for 8 hours.
73. Get a tattoo that is misspelled.
74. Find a needle in a haystack.
75. Glue my hands together.
76. Participate in a real-life Hunger Games.
77. Walk a tightrope in stilettos.
78. Speak like Yoda for the rest of my life.
79. Never retire.
80. Always have a paper cut on at least one of my fingers.
81. Drink paint with a straw.
82. Live in a world with no spell check.
83. Cover myself in honey and run through a swarm of bees.
84. Listen to a Pandora/Spotify commercial after every song.
85. Give up my bed.
86. Constantly see adorable puppies but be unable to pet them.
87. Attempt to survive another plague.
88. Never cut my fingernails.
89. Relive 7^th grade.
90. Give an hour-long speech on the importance of tape.
91. Give up my favorite food for an entire year.
92. Feel hungover every day but never actually be drunk.
93. Go through a TSA security line every time I go to leave my house.
94. Forgo sleep for a week.
95. … But still go to the gym daily for that entire week.
96. Pick a fight with Rhonda Rousey.
97. Wax my entire body.
98. Lose my car keys.
99. Never wear deodorant again.
100. Have WiFi that only works 10% of the time.

Imagine actually having to do some of this stuff. This list actually just shows you how good you have it! Now get back to work and kill those finals!