I've waited almost 20 years to be able to vote for a presidential election, and you mean to tell me that these two knuckleheads are my choices? I'm embarrassed for our country. Can we get a redo? Or can Obama continue his presidency for a third term? I can't handle either one of these people doing the most important job our country has to offer. Here are some things that are way better than watching Trump or Hillary run (or most likely ruin) our country for four years:

1. Paper cuts
2. Biting your tongue
3. Toothpaste/orange juice combo
4. Mistaking an oatmeal raisin cookie for a chocolate chip cookie
5. Really bad sunburn
6. Putting Purell on your cuts
7. Stepping on a Lego
8. Crocs
9. Noisy eaters
10. Running out of data
11. Holes in your socks
12. Pouring a bowl of cereal only to find out that you ran out of milk
13. People who ruin movie endings
14. Lines at the DMV
15. Dentist appointments
16. Mosquito bites
17. Door to door salespeople
18. Low budget commercials
19. Birds chirping at 4 A.M.
20. Gas station sushi
21. Burning your tongue on hot coffee
22. Dropping your phone on your face while laying down
23. Stubbing your toe
24. When the hair stylist cuts your hair just a little too short
25. Watching the last episode of your favorite show
26. Tap water
27. Leaving the house without putting on deodorant
28. K-Mart
29. Drivers who don’t use a turn signal
30. Touching wet food in the sink
31. People who don’t know simple grammar rules
32. Finding your roommate’s hair in the shower drain
33. People who make racist remarks without realizing
34. Hitting your elbow on something
35. Grocery shopping carts with a bad wheel
36. Food stuck in your teeth
37. Having a stuffy nose
38. Speed bumps
39. Seeing a cop when you’re speeding
40. Dull pencils
41. Driving with someone who refuses to put the windows up after you’ve done your hair
42. Unsolicited advice
43. People who walk too slow
44. Forgetting to bring your charger
45. Dried toothpaste in the sink
46. Tangled headphones
47. Traffic
48. Breaking a nail
49. Finding a dirty article of clothing after you’ve start the washer
50. Chipping your freshly painted nail polish
51. Acne
52. People who don’t believe in feminism
53. PDA
54. A baby crying on a long flight
55. Spilling something on a brand new shirt
56. People who send you Candy Crush invites on Facebook
57. People who put gym selfies on their Snapchat story
58. Fake front pockets on women’s jeans
59. Singing off key
60. Nails on a chalkboard
61. Littering
62. Holding the door for someone who doesn’t say thank you
63. The sound of someone biting their nails
64. People who seal a Ziploc bag without removing the air first
65. Wobbly tables
66. When your favorite character dies on the show you’re watching
67. Being interrupted
68. People who talk with their mouth full
69. Getting into bed only to remember that you have homework due tomorrow
70. Your awkward middle school phase
71. Not being able to sleep
72. Melted ice cream
73. Locking yourself out of your car
74. Oversleeping
75. College tuition
76. Talking about someone who is standing right behind you
77. Cracking your phone screen
78. Forgetting to put on a belt
79. The day after Christmas
80. Gum flavor that doesn’t last long
81. Finding plans for the night after you’ve removed your makeup
82. When your foot falls asleep
83. The crusty stuff that’s in your eyes when you wake up
84. People with poor hygiene
85. Being late
86. People who put peanut butter in the fridge
87. The smell of cauliflower
88. Expired dairy products
89. People who start a sentence with “No offense, but”
90. Catching feelings
91. Country music
92. Anything camouflage
93. People who sing along to a song but don’t know the lyrics
94. Fast food drive-thru communication systems
95. Telemarketers
96. People who talk to you while you’re listening to music
97. That vacuum like noise that people make with their straw while trying to get that last sip of juice
98. People who don’t squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom
99. Double dippers
100. Finding hair in your food