This presidential campaign is going to be one for the books, but not because both candidates are overqualified. In fact, they are both so underqualified that people are actually voting for who they think will "suck less." I could name 100 people who I would vote for instead of Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump.
1. Mickey Mouse
2. Bozo the Clown
3. Betty White
4. Ross Geller
5. Julie Andrews
6. Rory Gilmore
7. Blair Waldorf
8. Whoopi Goldberg
9. Elvis Presley
10. Beyonce
11. My high school math teacher
12. Madonna
13. Tom Cruise
14. Audrey Hepburn
15. Michael Scott
16. Cher
17. Miranda Bailey
18. Flo from Progressive
19. Ron Weasley
20. Seth Rogan
21. Lizzie Mcguire
22. Raven Symone
23. Melissa McCarthy
24. Aziz Ansari
25. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
26. Caitlyn Jenner
27. Adele
28. Bruce Wayne a.k.a. "Batman"
29. Forrest Gump
30. Johnny Depp
31. Peter Pan
32. Orlando Bloom
33. Luke Skywalker
34. Monty Python
35. Spongebob Squarepants
36. Yoda
37. King Joffrey
38. Jay Gatsby
39. Sherlock Holmes
40. Sandra Oh
41. Winnie the Pooh
42. Dumbledore
43. My friends dog, Bella
44. Tony Stark
45. Alice from Alice in Wonderland
46. Dr. Seuss
47. Jake from State Farm
48. Tony Hawk
49. Ed Sheeran
50. The guy who invented ice-cream
51. Martha Washington
52. Jiminy Cricket
53. Dan Humphrey
54. Walt Disney
55. Ronald McDonald
56. Brooke Davis
57. Detective Benson
58. Betty Crocker
59. Clark Kent
60. Mother Teresa
61. Nelson Mandela
62. Ghandi
63. Paul McCartney
64. My local Starbucks barista
65. Snap, Crackle or Pop
66. Dalai Lama
67. J.K. Rowling
68. John Lennon
69. Michael Jackson
70. Cleopatra
71. Chip or Dale
72. George Clooney
73. Ellen Degeneres
74. Stephen King
75. Jesus
76. William Shakespeare
77. Mr. Clean
78. Robin Williams
79. The Chick-fil-A Cow
80. Rosie the Riveter
81. Mark Zuckerberg
82. John Travolta
83. Frank N. Furter
84. The Greeter at Walmart
85. Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect
86. The Red M&M
87. Clint Eastwood
88. Barney Stinson
89. The AFLAC duck
90. Kevin McCalister
91. Rosa Parks
92. Cap'n Crunch
93. Will Smith
94. Chuck E. Cheese
95. Dr. Phil
96. Lucille Ball
97. The Geico Gecko
98. Jethro Gibbs
99. Tony the Tiger
100. Gary Johnson
Good luck voting America!
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