45 People My Grandmother Would Rather Vote For Than Hillary Clinton
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45 People My Grandmother Would Rather Vote For Than Hillary Clinton

This is not a joke. This was an actual conversation that took place in my living room.

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45 People My Grandmother Would Rather Vote For Than Hillary Clinton
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I would like to begin this article by saying this is not a reflection of my exact opinion. If I'm being completely honest, I did contribute to my grandmother's list with suggestions. However, this article is a reflection of a hilarious conversation that I just had to put in writing.

My grandmother and I were having a casual cup of coffee the other day when suddenly politics became the center of our conversation. Particularly, how much she really doesn't like Hillary Clinton.

My grandmother, a passionate individual, is not afraid to express her opinion about any topic, no matter what the circumstance may be. Luckily we were not in public, because some of the things she was saying may not have been digested easily by ears of people whom are fans of Mrs. Clinton.

So now for the moment you have all been waiting for based on my title—some of them are dead, some of them are alive and well, some aren't even real, and most are just absurd and hilarious. Regardless, my grandmother would rather see them take the White House. Here are 45 people that my grandmother would rather give the presidency to than Hillary Clinton:

1. Shrek.


2. Ozzy Osbourne.


3. Leonardo DiCaprio.


4. The Wicked Witch of the West.


5. The guy selling hot dogs on State Street.


6. Walter White.


7. The Cat in the Hat.

8. Her yoga instructor.


9. Flo from Progressive.


10. Simon Cowell.


11. Kim Kardashian.


12. My sister's ex boyfriend's dog.


13. Hugh Hefner.


14. Oprah.


15. Her grandson's baby sitter.

16. Charles Manson.


17. Chance the Rapper.


18. Any of the Real Housewives of Orange County.


19. Steve Harvey


20. Reba


21. Colonel Sanders


22. Stevie Wonder.


23. Judge Judy


24. Her Grandson's Little League Baseball Coach.


25. Jake from State Farm.


26. Ashton Kutcher.


27. Sarah Palin.


28. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen.


29. Elmo.


30. The Barista at Starbucks.


31.Willy Wonka.


32. Beyonce.


33. Uncle Si Robertson.


34. Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect.


35. Katy Perry.


36. Dora the Explorer.


37. Ryan Seacrest.


38. Lavern Cox.


39. Psy (Gangnam Style Guy)


40. Her Brother's Travel Agent's Grandchild.


41. Iggy Azalea


42. Paula Deen


43. The Greeter at Walmart.


44. Patrick Kane.


45. Herself

(An actual Image of my Grandmother.)

Now this list is extreme, there is no doubt about it. Some of the people on this list are not necessarily the greatest personnel for the job. However, this is just a glimpse into how passionate my grandmother was about not wanting Hillary Clinton in office. This wasn't supposed to stir up a fighting spirit. No matter what your view on Hilary Clinton is, I hope this made you laugh and gave you a glimpse into our hilarious conversation.

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