1. When you start the pregame.
2. When you're four tequila shots in and ready to roll out and find new boys.
3. When you're beginning to feel the reason you took that drink with a chaser.
4. When your filter is starting to let more and more things pass.
5. When you hit those dance moves and shake what yo mama gave you
6. When "drunk you" lets not-pick-up lines work like pick-up lines
7. When your less-drunk friend shakes that creep off of you by pretending she has gossip and you're all like...
8. When you wake up the next morning and swear off alcohol...for the next two meals #pukeandrally
9. When your sisters come and get you against your will anyway and make you eat brunch...
