You probably already know this, but coffee is always there for you. A significant other can also always be there for you and provide you with love and comfort, which is why coffee is basically your bae. Let me tell you a couple reasons why.
1. You can hang out with them at home in your sweats, or all dressed up on campus.
Whether you're dressed to the nines, or in sweats and an oversized tee, coffee is always there for you. You can meet with it in your kitchen or across town in a fancy restaurant.
2. It gently wakes you up in the morning.
Though your mom may have yelled at you until you finally woke up back in high school, your bae is more gentle. It waits for you and then slowly eases you into feeling like a human being sip by sip.
3. It motivates you to study and do better in your life.
Coffee stays by your side while you study for hours on end and motivates you to stay awake and crush that final exam in history. It knows you want to go far in life and gives you the tool of energy to do so.
4. It gets along well with others, like when you pair it with Kahlua, milk, or creamer.
Like when your significant other gets along with your best friend, it is wonderful when your cup of coffee pairs well with alcohol, sugar, creamer, or milk. How ever you want your coffee you can make it so.
5. When it's bitter you can easily solve the problem.
It can be hard fighting with a significant other. You'll probably fight for awhile some times and still go to bed angry. However, with coffee as your bae you can instantly fix its bitterness with some sugar or creamer.
6. It comes in many flavors and variations, as do your potential suitors.
No matter your preference in a partner there is a coffee out there for you. Whether it's Brazilian and dark, or light with a touch of caramel, you can find your perfect match.
7. It will always wait for you.
It waits for you at work in the break room, in the cafe across from your next class, and in your coffee maker when you're trying desperately to wake up.
8. You can find fancier versions of it but you always go back to your first love.
No matter what coffee somehow always tastes better at fancy restaurants and cafes but you always go back to your first love, coffee at home and at your convenience.
9. When you're apart from each other you feel sad.
Caffeine withdrawal is as real as the withdrawals you feel in a long distance relationship. You want your bae right by your side at every moment but you know it can't work and sometimes you even try to take a break. It never works though.
10. It's tall, dark, and handsome if brewed correctly.
Whatever size, flavor, or blend you need coffee has your back. Now, go pour yourself a cup of coffee!
