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10 Types Of Couples That Make You Want To Be Single Forever

You know the ones.

10 Types Of Couples That Make You Want To Be Single Forever
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Okay so Valentine's Day has passed (congrats single ladies - we made it through another year!!) and we don't have to walk by 3098509843 guys buying flowers and chocolate for their girls until next year... but none of us can forget the types of couples we encountered that day, or any day for that matter. Here is a list of 10 types of couples you see all the time:

1. The Perfect Couple

I mean common.. we all know a couple that is literally perfect. They both have perfect bods, perfect teeth, perfect hair, smart, athletic... you name it, that's them. Honestly, they're so perfect it can get a little weird at times.

2. The "how'd you get together?" Couple

This couple constantly has people wondering how it happened. Do I really have to explain this one? Okay, I guess I will... so basically its the couple that walks by and no one says anything but everyone knows what the others are thinking: "EXCUSE ME WUTTTTTT!?!?"

3. The Exclusive Couple

This couple disappears after they're "official." No one ever hears or sees them anymore because all they do is spend time with each other... GAG.

4. The Long Distance Couple

These are the hardcore soulmate type. They've found the one and no matter how far their partner is, there's no stopping them from holding on. (a.k.a Rose from Titanic saying "I'll never let go Jack." even though he sinks to the bottom of the ocean)

5. The Super Inclusive Couple

The polar opposite of the exclusive couple, this couple leaves people questioning whether or not they're actually dating. Do they even do things just the two of them? Seems like its always a group thing to me..

6. The Social Couple

No matter how hard you try, you will never be able to introduce them to someone new. They know EVERYONE....

7. The Middle School Couple

They celebrated their 10 year anniversary at age 11... HA jokes on them because they have to start over the anniversary count when they FINALLY get married.

8. The "we're on a break" Couple

Every time you ask, their relationship status is different. It's no big deal anymore though because you know it'll change by the end of the week. Honestly, they just leave people wondering why they're still together.

9. The Adventurous Couple

They're never home! Always out doing something amazing (you know, like hiking Mount Everest). You have to make plans with them weeks in advance if you want to get on their calendar.

10. The Wanna-be Couple

Everyone knows this couple is actually a couple except for them. They both wanna be dating the other, but neither of them can just build up the courage to ask the other out...

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