It's hard to like a man with a bad combover. It's even harder to like a man who loves to hear himself talk, despite the nonsense that comes out of his mouth. At least keeps us entertained with his absurdity? Trump tries to take an inspirational angle on some of his famous quotes, but considering his lifestyle contradicts half of them, I find it hard to add them to the quote book. Here are ten times Donald has sounded like a complete idiot.
1. “I make stars out of everyone.”
If they were "stars," wouldn't I be able to name them even if I wasn't a dedicated Apprentice viewer? If Simon Cowell said this, I would agree (hello, he's responsible for One Direction). Sorry Donald, you fire everyone else who could be stars.
2. "Everything in life is luck."
Yes, I see. It's very lucky when your father is a millionaire.
3. "I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's were the fun is."
By that you mean that’s where the money is, correct? I'm curious as to how much of these funds go into your spray tan hobby as well.
4. "All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me -- consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."
They wanted to win the competition and win mad amounts of money. Don't get too far ahead of yourself.
5. "The point is that you can't be too greedy."
Wait, how many houses do you have? Seven. The answer is seven.
6. "You have to think anyway, so why not think big?"
The thousands of people that work for you, think big for you.
7. "Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser."
You are a loser Donald. You are a loser.
8. "In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish."
Doesn't that saying go the other way? You know, "The journey is greater than the destination?” Wait I understand, so even if you cheat and come out on top, you’re hired! Thanks Donald!
9. "Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game."
So you’re saying if you have more money that someone, you’re winning? Yes, that’s exactly what you are saying.
10. "One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government."
No words.
