I spent a lot of time shopping on the internet this week while I definitely should have been doing other things but its fine. Here is some of the awesome stuff that I found.

1. Human Sling Shot

Basically, you grab three friends who you do not mind body slamming into and together you guys get in a giant rubber band and try not die. What could possibly go wrong? Seriously though, this looks like an incredible amount of fun and if anybody wants to donate one to me I will use it all the time.

Get it here: https://www.vat19.com/item/the-human-slingshot-game

2. Play-Doh

Everyone's favorite childhood toy, Play-Doh allowed us to embrace our inner sculptor while also being super fun to play with. On top of that, it is so relaxing to squeeze.

Get it here: http://playdoh.hasbro.com/en-us/product/play-doh-super-color-pack:FC764817-5056-9047-F53D-0DB4CF346DE8

3. Adult Coloring Book

I have two of these and I used them a lot right after I had my wisdom teeth removed. They are awesome for killing time because you get really invested in them. You'd be surprised how satisfying they can be.

Get them here: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/b/books/books/activity-game-books/coloring-books/_/N-29Z8q8Z2cp8

4. Mazooka: The Marshmallow Bazooka

For when a mere marshmallow gun just will not get the job done. You never know when you will need to launch a full-sized marshmallow at a friend or rival.

Get it here: http://uncrate.com/stuff/marshmallow-mazooka/

5. Dinosaur Bubble Gun

This will never not be awesome, I mean, look at it!

Get it here:http://www.target.com/p/imperial-super-miracle-bubbles-roaring-dino-bubble-blaster/-/A-16601579

6. Orbeez

These little balls come to you in hard little seeds that you soak in water and they grow into bouncy little balls. I got these for my birthday one year and yes, they are just as fun as they look like. They are squishy and slimy and oh so satisfying to hold in your hands. If you are tactile at all: you need these.

Get them here: http://orbeezone.com/

7. Nerf Gun

Picture this, its Christmas morning (or any other holiday you celebrate) and the entire family opens up Nerf Guns: prepare for the best Christmas morning ever.

Get them here:http://nerf.hasbro.com/en-us/toys-games

8. Unicorn Popper

Just look at this little guy! Who does not want to shoot rainbows at their friends with a satisfying little pop sound.

Get it here: https://www.vat19.com/item/unicorn-ball-popper

9. Giant Inflatable Soccer Ball

There is nothing about this that is not awesome. I want to blow one up. I want to kick one. I want to try to climb on top of one. I want to try to play real soccer with this.

Get it here: https://www.vat19.com/item/giant-inflatable-soccer-ball

10. 26-Pound Gummy Python

Technically not a toy, but I won't judge.

Get it here: https://www.vat19.com/item/26-pound-edible-gummy-python-candy