1. It's jokes are cheesy... But the tolerable kind.
2. Cheese isn't needy. You can get to it whenever you want.
3. Relationships are expensive, you can find affordable cheese.
4. Boyfriends get in bad moods. Cheese is happy all the time.
5. You don't have to pretend to like cheese's friends. Because you actually like them.
6. Cheese won't fight with you about stupid things.
7. It won't get jealous when you eat other forms of cheese.
8. Let's be honest, boyfriends can be gross sometimes. Cheese is always delicious.
9. Cheese won't double-text.
10. You don't have to try to impress cheese. It accepts you just the way you are.