Ever feel like you're taking your nice, hot private shower for granted? Use a communal shower for nine months. Trust me, you'll forever appreciate your hairless home shower after that experience. Since coming home for the summer, showering has easily become my favorite activity. Additionally, it has also become my most productive time of the day. Here are 10 thoughts everyone has while showering:
1. “AH WHY IS THIS WATER SO HOT?!”
Those first few precious moments in the shower feel as if the water cascading from the shower head is being funneled from the fiery pits of H-E- double hockey sticks itself. Have fun dealing with those third-degree butt burns.
2. “You know, I bet my hair could be in a shampoo commercial"
"This shampoo will make your hair healthier *hair flip* shinier *hair flip* and sof---HOLD UP IS THAT A SPLIT END?!"
3. “Woah, why is this song stuck in my head?”
Don't ask me how many times I've sung "The Climb" from the Hannah Montana movie while showering. Seriously. Don't ask.
4. “Alright, time to mentally go through my plans for tomorrow”
I swear, I could be a hot mess all day, but as soon as I step into that shower, I can straighten my whole life out. I think my soap might have some kind of magical power in it.
5. “Do I REALLY need to shave my legs right now? Can I get away with wearing pants tomorrow?”
Wear pants. They're always the answer.
6. “WHY CAN’T I THINK OF THE NEXT VERSE OF THIS SONG?!”
Also, don't ask me how many times I've had to google the lyrics to "The Climb" by Miley Cyrus after showering because I'm stuck on verse two. Seriously. Don't ask.7. "Wait, what was that noise? I can't get murdered in the shower!"![]()
Hands down, showering while being home alone is in the top ten scariest things I have ever done in my life. Would NOT recommend it.
8. “I bet if Taylor Swift met me, she’d want me in her squad”
Ah, yes, the unrealistic fantasy time of shower thinking. I've thought of an Instagram caption for if I ever get a picture with Zac Efron, convinced myself I needed to learn French, and interviewed myself for People Magazine all while in the shower. Hey, are you judging me? I feel like you're judging me...
9. "Alright, I should get out...but one more encore performance!"
You got to give the people what they want, right? Also, this is usually when I start to seriously consider auditioning for 'The Voice'.
10. “Uh oh, the water is starting to get cold…exactly how long have I been in here?”
Ugh, the dreaded reality check. All the day-dreaming, planning, and terrible singing must be put on hold as the stream of water slows to a stop and the cold air of reality engulfs you. To be continued at the next shower!
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