Fun sized. Vertically challenged. Tiny. Midget. You name it, we've heard it, and even though we rock our height, there are some things that we hear so much that it starts to sound like a broken record. So, without further ado, here are 10 things you hear if you're under 5'0.
1. "Wait, exactly how tall are you?"
It doesn't matter because my personality makes me taller than you.
2. "Aw, you're so tiny and cute!!!"
Say that one more time. I dare you.
3. "How close are you to being a legal midget?"
That's like asking Pinocchio how close he is to being a real boy.
4. "Do they make those in your size?"
Yes, yes they do.
5. "What elementary/middle school do you go to?"
I'm actually in college so...
6. "You look so young!"
And I'll still look this way when you're old and wrinkly.

7. "How's the weather down there?"
Just. Fine. Thank. You.
8. *At amusement parks* "Are you sure you're tall enough to ride this ride?"
I wouldn't be here if I wasn't, would I?
9. "Can you even see over the steering wheel?"
I can usually see unless I'm being blinded by your ignorance.
10. *Gets handed a kids menu*
*sigh*






























