This article is coming at you live from my bedroom floor. It's been about 48 hours since I've taken a breath of fresh air or changed out of my pajamas. I've been running on Bagel Bites and Entenmann's Donuts. Cabin Fever has officially set in and I've forgotten that there's a world outside of my bedroom. Its safe to say that having all of this time to myself has taught me a few things.
Here is a comprehensive list of everything Winter Storm Jonas has taught me. Enjoy.
1. Meteorologists sometimes know what they're talking about.
For once, we actually did get 24 inches of snow. Way to go, Weather Channel.
2. Get creative with food.
Yes, you can make a pizza out of a waffle when you're that desperate. They don't want you to eat.
3. Travel in packs.
You're going to need someone to dig you out of whatever snow bank you fall into.
4. Shoveling is always as bad as it seems.
Period.
5. Get snowed in with the right people.
This will make or break your Snowmageddon experience, I promise.
6. "It's not that cold." 
It's actually freezing and you'll catch pneumonia.
7. Cabin Fever is real.
Oh, so real.
8. The best parties happen during blizzards.
Go out. It's worth it. #college
9. Certain restaurants deliver. 
If you offer to tip well enough, anything is possible.
10. Classes won't be canceled.
Do you go to a major university? Can you still not open your front door because there's too much snow on your porch? Well, no one cares. You're classes won't be cancelled because your school is heartless.
Thank you, Winter Storm Jonas, for showing us that there is no such thing as a mild winter. I probably won't be plowed out until The Year 3000.
