It's finally October. Leaves are beginning to change, the weather is trying to decide what temperature it wants to be at, the stores are selling Halloween products. But most importantly, it's pumpkin spice season. Now, when the pumpkin spice thing first started, it was only coffee that was being obsessed over. Now, years later, it's expanded. I'm a sucker for pumpkin spice, but there are just some things that are really crossing the line.

10. Pumpkin Spice Yogurt

I don't know if it's just me because I don't like yogurt, but I can't imagine that this would taste good. You're expecting something amazing, but it comes out tasting completely different. I mean, have you tasted chocolate flavored Yoplait? It doesn't taste at all like chocolate - it almost tastes sour. Not to suede you not to try, but I wouldn't have very high expectations if you do try it.

9. Pumpkin Tortilla Chips

I'm usually a fan of sweet and salty, but the thought of what this would taste like makes my taste buds retreat in fear.

8. Chipolte Pumpkin Salsa

Imagine having a chip, dipping it into your salsa, and then the strong flavor of pumpkin expands across your tongue. Seconds later, your mouth is burning and you're begging for milk to put out the flames. From that point on, you swear that you'll never eat anything with pumpkins ever again.

Or salsa.

7. Pumpkin Spice Milk

As an enthusiast of milk, I must say that this would be one of those things that would be hit or miss. Like the coffee, it would be a case of whether you like it or you don't - no in between. Personally, I don't think milk should be anything but chocolate and the percents because the flavored kinds usually taste so...artificial. I can't imagine that pumpkin spice milk would be much different.

6. Pumpkin Spice Listerine

Why. Why. Why. Why. Why. Why.

5. Pumpkin Spice Fettucini

And now it's infecting our pastas?! I don't approve.

4. Pumpkin Spice Sparkling Apple Juice

Pumpkin spice is meant to be served warm and infused in coffee - not in carbonated, bubbly artificial apple tears.

3. Pumpkin Spice Peanut Butter

I like peanut butter. I like pumpkin spice.

Notice how these sentences are separate. That's how these two things should be.

2. Pumpkin Spice Cream Cheese

I've actually tried this. I actually will never buy it again. I actually believe this is what the inside of a sewer pipe would taste like.

1. Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats

And now they're trying to turn our puppers into basic b*tches too.

WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?