Coffee is whatever you want it to be. It can be served warm, over ice, with milk, under a layer of foam, with chocolate drizzle, beneath a whipped cream cloud or just plain black. While it's versatile, and the feelings that follow its consumption are usually useful, here are 10 things that happen when you've had too much coffee.
1. Productivity goes way up. Coffee tells you that you can do anything. This ambition juice gives the consumer the ability to conquer about one week's worth of procrastinated homework and move all of the furniture in your room by yourself.
2. Everything becomes exciting. What a day to be alive.
3. Senses are heightened.
4. Weak decisions are made. One friend of mine likes to drink coffee at night and then go to Planet Fitness. Running on a treadmill at 2 a.m.? Not my cup of tea, or rather, my cup of coffee.
5. Tensions run high. All this caffeine can illuminate a full spectrum of human emotion. Much like a Katy Perry "Hot N Cold" experience, it's normal to feel a little sensitive after drinking that extra cup.
6. Creativity increases. The same friend I mentioned above also wrote a rap about pecans the same night she went to the 24-hour gym. If you can channel that artistry into a Grammy-winning song of the year, more power to you.
7. Dancing is fun. It doesn't matter if you're the only one in your living room at midnight.
8. Nostalgia, am I right? What makes the world turn just as fast as the head spins with coffee? Family, friends, and late 2000s music. We all were obsessed with "Love Story" right?
9. Bedtime is 3 a.m. About time the caffeine left your system.
10. The cycle starts again. Waking up the morning after a coffee overdose is just as difficult as falling asleep the night before. Plug in the Keurig and start another cup.
