Yes, I'm 4'11. Yes, I know I'm short. You don't have to constantly remind me. Here are other things you don't have to say either.
1. Aren't you considered a midget?
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No, actually, I am not. But thanks for your concern.
2. How do you reach the top of the cabinet?
Very carefully.
3. You're the perfect height for an armrest!
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Yes, you're so right. I just love when you drape your heavy arm on my shoulder. It's great, really.
4. What's the weather like down there?
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It's the exact same as the weather "up there."
5. At least you don't have to worry about a guy being taller than you.
I guess that's a plus.
6. Do you have to slide your seat all the way up when you drive so you can see?
Obviously. Since I am only 4'11, my legs aren't very long and it's difficult to see over the steering wheel.
7. What grade are you in?
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I'm in college. Stop asking me if I'm a freshman in high school. Thank you.
8. Would you like a kid's menu?
Okay, look. I know I'm small and could pass for a high school student, but do I really look so young that I need a kid's menu? Seriously?9. Why do you walk so slow?
MY LEGS ARE SHORT. I can't take three steps and be across the room like the rest of you giants can. Give me a break and wait on me.
10. Do you ever wonder what it's like to be the size of a normal person?
Nope. Never. Short is perfect.