10 Things Girls 5-Feet Or Shorter Hate Hearing
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10 Things Girls 5-Feet Or Shorter Hate Hearing

I'm short, not a different species.

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10 Things Girls 5-Feet Or Shorter Hate Hearing

Yes, I'm 4'11. Yes, I know I'm short. You don't have to constantly remind me. Here are other things you don't have to say either.

1. Aren't you considered a midget?

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No, actually, I am not. But thanks for your concern.

2. How do you reach the top of the cabinet?

Very carefully.

3. You're the perfect height for an armrest!

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Yes, you're so right. I just love when you drape your heavy arm on my shoulder. It's great, really.

4. What's the weather like down there?

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It's the exact same as the weather "up there."

5. At least you don't have to worry about a guy being taller than you.

I guess that's a plus.

6. Do you have to slide your seat all the way up when you drive so you can see?

Obviously. Since I am only 4'11, my legs aren't very long and it's difficult to see over the steering wheel.

7. What grade are you in?

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I'm in college. Stop asking me if I'm a freshman in high school. Thank you.

8. Would you like a kid's menu?

Okay, look. I know I'm small and could pass for a high school student, but do I really look so young that I need a kid's menu? Seriously?9. Why do you walk so slow?

MY LEGS ARE SHORT. I can't take three steps and be across the room like the rest of you giants can. Give me a break and wait on me.

10. Do you ever wonder what it's like to be the size of a normal person?

Nope. Never. Short is perfect.

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