1. You’ve mastered the art of consuming more coffee (and liquor) than should be humanly possible.
You’re now a regular at the local Starbucks and the local frat houses. What college student can turn down a vanilla latte? Or a keg stand?
2. Having a normal sleep schedule is now a thing of the past.
If welcome week taught you one thing, it was that sleeping at night really is not necessary.
3. There isn’t somewhere you cannot or will not fall asleep.
Park bench? Been there. Couches in the lib? Done that.
4. Time management is something you still haven’t mastered.
You have 24 hours in a day. Use them wisely.
5. You have the urge to drop out everyday, yet somehow you never want to graduate.
Midterms and finals can make you want to pull your hair out, but you can't actually see yourself living anywhere except your college town.
6. You’ve realized “adult-ing” is a lot harder than your parents make it seem.
Why are the dishes never clean? How is there so much laundry? Why do you have to cook so often? What is this electric bill and how come you have to pay it?
7. You and your roommates spontaneously turned into a team of medical professionals.
Fever? Alcohol poisoning? A cut that definitely needs stitches? No chance. Nothing is ever that serious in college. You’d much rather take your chances and just let things “run their course.”
8. Biking accidents are a frequent occurrence.
Whether you’re the biker or the walker, we all know the fear of colliding with one another.
