1. My 2011 MacBook Pro
I was super sleek back in the day, but now I am an evil old cat that needs to be fireman carried everywhere.2. A Slice of Pie

Super sweet, but definitely appeal more to the taste of the 50+ crowd than millennials.
3. A Mountain of Burning Money
Unemployment, student debt, and New York City can't keep pace with comedy classes and $5 cold brews.4. A Poorly Constructed Ikea Bed
Really the fact that my bed's final ingredient was duct-tape was the nail in my adulthood coffin.5. 99 Cent Pizza
You are what you eat.6. 2 Buck Chuck
You are what you drink.7. That kid at the beach who is really stoked about his new boogie board but it starts storming as soon as he hits the water.
Aren't we all this kid when it really comes down to it?8. 2 in 1 Shampoo and Conditioner
Economical and a timesaver9. A water cup from Chipotle crushed beneath the subway
Even Chipotle can't save you from the sweltering heat of the MTA.10. Kenneth the Page
Because I'm still optimistic as hell.



















