Unfortunately, some students at Oregon State University are confused on what they should and shouldn't do at the library. There are many things to do at our beautiful Valley Library, but making a porno should not be one of them. Here is a list of socially acceptable things to do, just incase some of you have forgotten.
1. Play Trivia Crack.
It's productive procrastination. It makes you feel like you are doing something ~*smart*~ even when you really aren't. It's a great study break.Â
(Unless the person you're playing takes 15 hours to play you back.)
2. Take a Nap.
Napping is a great way to forget about your problems. Getting enough sleep can help you retain information better, so do your brain a favor and take a nap.
3. Post an "artsy" Insta of your Starbs and books.
Show off to your followers how dedicated and smart you are while still maintaining that "basic betch" rep you got goin' on.
4. Online shop for Shasta swimsuits.
It's cold, rainy, and us Oregonians are about ready for the California sun. Spend some time searching for the perfect swimsuit that will show off the fab body you have been 'shasta-sizing' for.
5. Eat an entire box of pizza.
"Pizza is a circle. Â Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life." -Ed Sheeran
6. Play Silent Library.
MTV throwback anyone? I know you all wish you could have been on this game show.
7. Watch a full season of The Office on Netflix.
Take a mental break by watching, one, two, or 25 episodes. No judging here.
8. Complain about your upcoming midterms and how you're unprepared.
We are all guilty. There are classes where we pay far more attention to our phones rather than our professors and we always regret it later.
9. Gossip with your BFF.
It's quiet and almost everyone has their headphones in. There is no better place than the library if you are trying to avoid unwanted eavesdroppers.
10. Do your Homework/Study/Print—ANYTHING BESIDES MAKE A PORNO.
The library is a place to catch up on homework and to study for exams. It is a great place to get things done and to focus on your school work.Â
Making a porno inside a college library should not be something on your to-do list. Let's keep it classy, Beavers.Â