1. What’s up? (out of the blue)
He’s super bored and looking for entertainment. Typically is a meaningless question and conversation starter or it's a booty call.
2. Yo chilllll
Whatever you said was a LOT for him to process.
3. NAH
No, but he is still trying to sound cool.
4. Extra punctuation
He is a douchebag that will correct your grammar because he is prestigious
5. I’m down
That actually sounds worth his time; he is actually excited!
6. Cool. thanks.
“Please stop talking to me this is not amusing”
7. Any double text
Not playing games. He is seriously into the conversation and you. Or he is jittery and forgetful
8. Let’s hang tonight.
He doesn't have any plans and you shouldn't either cause now you have plans together.
9. No that’s wrong (or another variation of this)
I will argue this until I die. Nope, no I’m right nope never.
10. Love you, miss you (anything lovey dovey)

He really means it and grew a pair to share this feeling. Accept and embrace his adorably honest vulnerability. And then respond back a dig at how lame it was.



























