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10 Struggles Of Being Single As A Pringle

Single Ladies. Put your hands up.

Stephanie DeCicco
Feb 16, 2016
University of Rhode Island
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10 Struggles Of Being Single As A Pringle

Yes, Feb. 14 has just past. The day of eternal love, Valentines day. This Hallmark holiday has haunted singles for years. Thank god it's over. Wait... I'm still single. Here are the 10 struggles of being single as a Pringle:

1. Couples in your friend group make you want to vomit #vomcom


You are insanely happy that your friends have found "true love" but could you be in love somewhere else?

2. You have several Anti-Valentines day/Anti-Love playlist?

Every song on the radio makes you sick to your stomach. Holler at your girl Céline for songs you can actually relate to.

3. Every ounce of Romance in your life comes from iconic romance films.

You've seen them all, from The Notebook, Titanic, 10 Things I Hate About You or How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. You've seen them all more than once and probably bawled your eyes out every single time.

4. Tinder is your most used app #swiperight


Let's face it, some nights you just need a compliment from a random guy on the internet. It's okay we've all been there...

5. Single Ladies is your anthem at the club. #caniputtwohandsup

You've never seen more single girls on the dance floor than when Single Ladies comes on. Ohh... except for those crazy girls trying to catch the Bouquet at your cousins wedding.

6. Your parents send you motivational letters about how one day you'll find someone and if not they'll always love you.

For some reason, your parents don't understand why this doesn't make you feel better.

7. People judge you when they notice you don't shave.

Listen, it's the dead of winter. I'm not trying to impress anyone. Just deal with it.

8. Every time you see your family they ask you if you have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet?

NO. Just stop. Please. For the love of god. If I had a significant other don't you think I would've been talking about it non-stop. What? Isn't that what you people in relationships do anyways?

9. You single handily ate an entire box of chocolates by yourself.

Yes, you may have finished an entire bottle of wine by yourself too. It's okay. Sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girls gotta do.

10. You were your own Valentine, yes you may have just sent yourself flowers.

Sometimes "you should go and love yourself." What? I'm an independent woman, I don't need no man.

Don't worry darling, the glass slipper will fit someday. As for now, you can cry and eat all the raw cookie dough you want.

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