The 10 Stages of Getting Ready in the Morning When You're Loud and Have a Roommate
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The 10 Stages of Getting Ready in the Morning When You're Loud and Have a Roommate

I promise we're not trying to be loud, it just happens.

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The 10 Stages of Getting Ready in the Morning When You're Loud and Have a Roommate
newyorker.com

Everyone knows that it's hard to live with a roommate sometimes, especially when you're loud. The most trying times in ALL roommates relationships is how loud one is in the morning while one roommate has a 8 am, and the other has a 10 am. Even when the loud person tries to be quiet, it always ends up up waking up the other, so here is a list of ten things that happens when you're loud and you're getting ready in a dim room in the morning while your poor roommate is sleeping.


1. Waking up...aka hitting the snooze until your roommate yells at you and/or gives you the death glare

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2. Getting dressed quietly and making more noise than normal

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3. Doing your makeup... in a dim room

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4. Doing your hair, and dropping your straightener and/or burning yourself/ your hair and yelling about it

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5. Making breakfast without clanking pots and pans together

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6. Trying to pack your bag quickly (and loudly) because you fell asleep the night before in front of the T.V, and didn't get anything ready for the day

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7. Putting on your shoes, and walking around trying to get last minute things together and sounding like a T-Rex

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8. Doing final mirror checks, and waking up your roommate to see if it's cute enough to leave the room in

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9. Trying to find your keys and making enough noise to wake a village and not being able to find them, so you have to make your roommate get out of bed to help you find them

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10. Your roommate saying "I love you, have a good day... you b*tch" before you walk out the door, and you know that no matter how annoying you are in the morning, you still love each other.

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I promise I'll try harder tomorrow-- but I'll probably drop something...

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