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10 Songs For Christmas Haters

For all of the Grinches and Scrooges out there.

Shannon Roberts

Dec 11, 2016

Millennials of New Jersey

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10 Songs For Christmas Haters

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If one more song about jingling bells and silent nights makes you sick, welcome! It may be the most wonderful time of the year for everyone else, but the rest of us are failing to hold back our "joy." Surely you've been called a Grinch and Scrooge, but of course you welcome those titles! Stealing Christmas is always a jolly good time. Whether you just want Christmas music you can actually rock to or to be free from the carols, here are 10 songs to help you out.

1. All Time Low - Merry Christmas, Kiss My Ass
This is one way to send a message.

2. The Killers - Don't Shoot Me Santa
There was always something fishy about that guy.

3. Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out
They can't say we didn't warn them.

4. Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
When they said they love Christmas lights, this must to be what they meant!

5. Blink-182 - Won't Be Home For Christmas
"You people scare me/Please stay away from my home."

6. The Maine - Santa Stole My Girlfriend
Not only will he try to shoot you, but he'll also steal your girlfriend.

7. Hollywood Undead - Christmas In Hollywood
Because Funny Man is the only acceptable Santa Claus.

8. Simple Plan - My Christmas List
May as well take advantage of the capitalistic holiday, right?

9. Yellowcard - Christmas Lights
We'll have to make an exception to Christmas lights this one time.

10. Blink-182 - Happy Holidays, You Bastard
A classic Christmas anthem.

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