If you were to be any character on "Bob's Burgers," you would want to be Tina Belcher. Tina is a fierce, independent woman who isn't afraid to show her true colors. We all have a little bit of Tina in us, and only the most Tina-esque people can relate to these signs that you are Tina Belcher....
1. You live your life like a movie star.
Hair blowing in the wind, flip it to the side, wink to the boys. No grand entrance is as fabulous as yours.
2. You always look good for the boys.
And you make good use of your resources, too.
3. You have the best Halloween Costumes.
You add a mature touch to any childish tradition.
4. You keep it classy.
You were born the life of the party. Remember that time you were the star of Tammy's Bar Mitzvah?
5. But sometimes you lose it when life gets too stressful.
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
6. Like that time you hit a car...
In an empty parking lot.
7. Or that time you had a broken heart.
All you needed was time to cry about it.
8. But you never let your angsty-ness stop you from dancing.
If you're feeling down, then you just gotta break it down.
9. It's a good thing you took Capoeira classes to freshen up your moves.
Sha, sha! Ponytail.
