Okay boys,
If you are in a serious, committed relationship I am 100% positive you have wondered to yourself at some point, is my girlfriend actually a psychopath? I am here to tell you that it is perfectly normal to think like that. Every guy wonders that about their girlfriend, and almost every time you are just overthinking. Your girlfriend may have overreacted to a situation, and you two will just move forward from what happened, thinking nothing of it again. However, there are times where your girlfriend may be a bit crazy, and you definitely are not overthinking. There are multiple signs that just might prove how insane your girlfriend can be, starting with:
1. You do not have any friends that are females.
Ladies, yes it is frustrating to have your boyfriend hang out with other women, even if they are just "friends". But if you can't trust him around females, then why are you with him in the first place?
2. She has all of your passwords for your social media accounts.
"Oh babe, just give me your passwords. I probably will never even go on your accounts, I want them just in case." -If you have said this as a plea to your boyfriend to get his Facebook/Twitter/Instagram password, you just might be a crazy girlfriend.
3. And if she doesn't have your passwords, she will disable your phone from trying to guess the password correct too many times.
"What? Your phone is disabled? Weird, have no idea how that happened." -Your crazy girlfriend.
4. You have to warn other girls to not talk to you because of her.
An exact representation of how your crazy girlfriend looks at you when another woman tries to converse with you, and the look you have to give that poor soul to try to warn her before it is too late.
5. She "coincidentally" shows up at the same places you are at.
Here's a tip for you boys: make sure she didn't turn on your location services without you knowing. (Sorry crazy girls) That way she has no way of "running into you" during your boys' night out.
6. She gets jealous about everything and anything.
Like I said...about EVERYTHING and ANYTHING.
7. She warned you about how crazy she was before you even started dating.
I'm going to have to put the blame on you for this one, fellas. If she warned you she was crazy, chances are she probably was not joking.
8. Your fights go from 0-100...real quick.
You could be just arguing about something, and next thing you know you're being attacked with a whole bed set. I mean, hey it happens.
9. She needs to be talking/around you 24/7.
Nothing wrong with being in love and wanting to talk to your man, but everyone needs room to breathe, and yes that includes your boyfriend.
10. You contemplate leaving the country when you see you have multiple missed calls/texts from her.
If you are sitting there thinking to yourself, would it be easier to just leave the state, change my name, and start a whole new life? Rather than responding to the many missed calls from your girlfriend...she might be a little insane.
