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10 Things You Know To Be True If You're A Camp Counselor

Having to explain to everyone that you're a professional babysitter

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10 Things You Know To Be True If You're A Camp Counselor
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Camp counselors are the hidden gems in life that are underappreciated (and underpaid). I mean, come on, we take care of children for a living...we're like part-time teachers, parents and older siblings all at the same time. Here are a few things all camp counselors know:

1. You can tie shoelaces with your eyes closed

Please, just send your child to camp with VELCRO!!!

If anyone knows the pain of *poke poke* "Excuse me, can you tie my shoes??", it's camp counselors. And if you weren't an expert at tying shoes before, you most definitely are now.

2. You've eaten 30,000 sun butter and jelly sandwiches

These stupid sandwiches aren't even good, where's the peanut butter?!?!

3. It's literally the end of the world when your favorite camper doesn't show up

How am I supposed to survive without my favorite camper?? They keep you sane, and their absence actually feels like a family death.

4. You've wondered what would happen if you tripped a kid...or worse

"I mean, he just fell, I don't know what happened!"

We're all human, and of course we have our favorites. But we also have our least favorites, and if they scrape their knees, you give them NO sympathy (and maybe even laugh a little).

5. You learned how to make gimp bracelets all over again

It's great to see that camp kids keep the same traditions as we did, but they insist on teaching us how to do them all over again. You also come home with 50 bracelets every week made by the same 3 kids.

6. You come home singing songs like "Down By The River"

"Down by the river with the hanky panky where the bullfrogs jump from bank to bank..."

7. Your kids know more about technology than you do

Maybe I'm not tech-savvy, but my camp kids literally showed me how to use Pokémon Go on a level I didn't even know existed. They're geniuses, and it's scary.

8. Coming home and contemplating the amputation of your feet

Standing on your feet all day is one task, but running around chasing kids is a whole other story. Your feet are so swollen, you actually wonder if cutting them off is the most effective solution.

9. Becoming attached to another person's child

Nothing says camp like the eternal sadness you have watching your favorite campers leave with their parents. LET ME ADOPT YOU!!!

10. You LOVE your job

Even though sometimes they drive you crazy, you love your kids and you love your job. Otherwise, you wouldn't keep coming back for more! My camp are the reason I wake up in the summer and love what I do, and I know you do too!

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